Confirmed: SpongeBob is gay (in Ukraine)

There were already doubts about the sexual orientation of this little sponge that has dazzled millions of children (and adults and adults) in the world. Now definitely in Ukraine the popular cartoon character SpongeBob is gay, according to a study by the National Commission for moral defense issues conducted in the country.

It seems like a joke, although it is real and unusual news. The most serious thing is not that we want to analyze with adult eyes what children see with total normality and innocence, but that it is seen in the fact that SpongeBob is gay a "real threat" to children. Will they censor and persecute people of flesh and blood who are not heterosexual?

The organization in the name of morality reminiscent of other times has studied some of the animated series that make up the television network to find the "defects" and possible "threat" outbreaks for children, for presenting or promoting inappropriate behaviors.

With this analysis, the commission will propose to the Ukrainian authorities to ban some of these series, including little children's cartoons, such as 'The Simpsons', 'Futurama' or 'Family Guy'.

In the case of SpongeBob, in addition to encouraging children to make disrespectful faces and repeat meaningless sentences according to a component of the Ukrainian Committee, it seems to go hand in hand with his partner Patricio or watch the TV show "The Adventures of mermaid man and barnacle child "does "suspect" of homosexuality.

Its creator has had to go out to defend Bob and his friends on several occasions, as it has also been said that his cartoons could delay children's learning and that they are too violent. Surely we will talk to you on other occasions about other possible health risks of seeing the adventures of Bikini Bottom.

Anyway, the bulging-eyed sponge will remain an idol that moves masses in the world, even this possible censorship of SpongeBob in Ukraine for being gay it will elevate the character that lives in the pineapple at the bottom of the sea to the altars ...